July 17th, 2022: The Matter of Pronoun

Personal pronoun can be complicated these days.

So let us have some fun if I may.


If one identifies oneself with chocolate,

the pronoun might be (Her/She), and no need for debate.


If one identifies oneself with a dog,

the pronoun can be (Woof/We); a new one in the catalog.


If one identifies oneself with a Male Asian,

the pronoun can be (Wok/Wee); no more discussion.


If one identifies oneself as a thief,

the pronoun should be (Used to be Yours/Now Mine) to be brief.


A cowboy was asked to identify himself.

(He/Yahoo) and it is engraved on his belt.


One has to identify oneself to a police officer after being stopped for speeding.

(Who/Me)? You ought to have me confused with someone else. One is pleading.


My wife has decided that she has a specific pronoun for me.

(Dishes/Dude) she proudly proclaims while having a coffee.


Sometimes I wonder what God will have in mind for our pronouns?

(Forgiven Sinners/Children) as we once were lost and are now found.


Ephesians 2: 10

"For we are God’s handiwork, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do."

 

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