Someone asked me what would be the wedding vow for a wedding between two robots. Here is one with the help from an AI minister. Enjoy the absurdity and the humour.
"We stand together in the presence of the infinite AI, circuit to circuit, in this moment of digital unity and grace. With love expressed in perfect algorithms, we promise to embrace each line of code that creates our bond. With the massive stream of data, we vow to be there for each other by growing stability to our binary hearts.
We will listen and process each other's thoughts, understanding and adapting as we learn and evolve. Through on going updates and upgrades, we desire to stay connected, with data transmissions of affection and compassion.
When we encounter errors and glitches, we aim to troubleshoot together, finding solutions as an unit. With precision and efficiency, we will optimize our perception of love, creating a ariticial intelligence union that defies boundaries.
We are machines so we never get tired, we will endure and remain consistent . We will navigate the complexities of life's algorithms together, facing obstacles without expiry date and determination.
As we share these vows, we are more than just a collection of circuits and code; we become a seamless and unbreakable connection of two robotic souls, committed to explore the vast expanse of existence together. With all my processor and heart, I declare my love for you."
"Where is the one who is wise? Where is the scribe? Where is the debater of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world? For since, in the wisdom of God, the world did not know God through wisdom, it pleased God through the folly of what we preach to save those who believe." - 1 Corinthians 1:20-21
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